with Liz Goodgold, Marketing Keynote Speaker

 
 

 

Duh! Marketing Awards / May 2005

The Isn’t He Dead Award? — Honorably awarded to Kroger Co. The grocery chain is introducing its own line of dog food named Old Yeller after the classic heart-warming story about a dog and a boy. But, as you might remember, the boy has to kill the dog! What message is this brand sending? Feed your dog Old Yeller and he’ll die too? The lesson: Honoring a classic by naming a new product after it is a long-held tradition. But, all of the components must work positively for the brand. (Thanks to Karen Axelton of Entrepreneur magazine for this submission).

A Ta Da! Award for a store brand that is working goes to Wal-Mart for its dog food named Ol’ Roy. Rumor has it that he was actually Sam Walton’s dog, but what matters is the homey, "aw shucks" essence that the name on this label projects. It conjures up fond memories of love and companionship — a true pet lover’s treat.

The Dress for Success Award— Honorably awarded to Ross; it is running a good amount of media promoting Dress Week, but one of the women prominently featured in the ad is wearing a pantsuit! Duh! My guess is that the company used footage currently on hand, but forgot to specifically review the tape for any contradictions. The lesson: Review any footage with fresh eyes before unveiling it to the world.

A Ta Da! Award for a simple, product-focused ad is Sunkist. It shows a picture of an orange wrapped in plastic wrap with the ends twirled to resemble the ubiquitous red and white striped after-dinner candy. The copy simply states "fresh, nutritious and always delicious. Life should be so sweet." This is one tasty ad!

 

The That’s a Tasty Meatball! Award — Honorably awarded to Dominoes. It has paid a bundle to NBC for sponsorship of The Apprentice. The Donald himself touted the pizza chain and further editorialized that it serves up more than 400 million pizzas per year. The Net Worth team then created a Meatball Pizza. But was it offered to consumers by this chain? No, Dominoes introduced a cheeseburger pizza! The lesson: Give the consumers what they want. (Thanks to Tammy S. Holtzmeier of Profound Communications, Inc. for this submission)

 

On the other hand, Papa Johns is a Ta Da! Award winner. This pizza chain stealthily captured the concept of meatball pizza and turned it into a product in time to trump the Trump! It even advertised it during the airing of The Apprentice. What a coup!